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Martialis
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Re: Jokes

Post: # 12810Post Martialis
Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:54 pm

I named a queen doly once. She would always hide a t the entrance, and was SUPER aggressive. I kept ignoring her, but she turned out to be semi-claustral. And now I'm terrified every time I have to Phei-doly.
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Batspiderfish
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Post: # 12823Post Batspiderfish
Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:01 pm

AntLove5Ever wrote:I tripped over my shoe because i didn't tie my lasius.
I actually don't cringe-laugh when I read this one. :lol:
Martialis wrote:I named a queen doly once. She would always hide a t the entrance, and was SUPER aggressive. I kept ignoring her, but she turned out to be semi-claustral. And now I'm terrified every time I have to Phei-doly.
These are so bad good!
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AntLove5Ever
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Re: Jokes

Post: # 12824Post AntLove5Ever
Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:08 pm

What invasive genus make single farmers sad

sole-crop-sis

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Post: # 12825Post AceCadet
Fri Sep 30, 2016 10:12 pm

Where do ants go during the summer?
Camp Onotus

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Antsanyone
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Post: # 66863Post Antsanyone
Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:21 am

Question: what kind of music do ants listen to?
Ant-swer: Classical symphanties by Johannt Sebastiant Bach!
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Current colonies:
Campnotus sp.
Dream ants:
Carebara castanea, Cephalotes, Atta texana
Calyptomyrmex, Discothyrea mixta, Melissotarsus spp.
Proatta, Rhytidoponera aspersa, Gigantiops ... actually, most ants.

JustABitAntsy
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Re: Jokes

Post: # 66888Post JustABitAntsy
Mon Jan 27, 2020 2:48 pm

Antsanyone wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:21 am
Question: what kind of music do ants listen to?
Ant-swer: Classical symphanties by Johannt Sebastiant Bach!
read my name
New antkeeper in Virginia currently doesn’t have a colony plan to start next Spring :lol:
x2 Camponatus Americanus queens/need further identification
Join the Forelius Clan https://forum.AntsCanada.com/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=15975

Antmanboy
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Re: Jokes

Post: # 67557Post Antmanboy
Mon Feb 17, 2020 5:29 pm

Hmm I'm Ant-ticipating for my queen to have a colony hehehe ok I'm done
Queen Bubblehead our Queen harvester ant

Will purchase a carpenter ant colony soon

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Re: Jokes

Post: # 67583Post Antmanboy
Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:51 pm

What role do ants play in a movie
The Ant-agonists
Queen Bubblehead our Queen harvester ant

Will purchase a carpenter ant colony soon

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