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Post: # 12453Post AntLove5Ever
Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:13 pm

What are some of your favorite ant jokes/puns?

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Post: # 12465Post MadVampy
Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:01 am

AntLove5Ever wrote:What are some of your favorite ant jokes/puns?
Ok being who I am and what I do here I have to say this:

Please keep them clean, no racial, religious, or hateful jokes. After all we have kids here as young as 10 years old.

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Post: # 12466Post MichiganAnts
Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:10 am

hey now, dont get so... antsy....

ill leave now

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Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:55 am

Hopefully we get some good "ANT"ics here.
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Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:56 am

At least that's what I'm "ant" icipating.
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Post: # 12489Post Martialis
Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:23 am

What's a harvester ant's favorite restaurant?


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Post: # 12511Post AntLove5Ever
Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:34 pm

In my opinion Tetramorium really paved the way for ant keepers everywhere.

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Post: # 12517Post Barfdog
Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:18 pm

AntLove5Ever wrote:In my opinion Tetramorium really paved the way for ant keepers everywhere.

HA! I get it...Because pave...You said "Paved the way"...and... we call em Pavement ants. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post: # 12533Post Batspiderfish
Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:40 pm

larynx wrote:At least that's what I'm "ant" icipating.
A lot of Campunotus spp. here.
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Re: Jokes

Post: # 12537Post AntLove5Ever
Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:13 pm

I tripped over my shoe because i didn't tie my lasius.

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