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I named a queen doly once. She would always hide a t the entrance, and was SUPER aggressive. I kept ignoring her, but she turned out to be semi-claustral. And now I'm terrified every time I have to Phei-doly.
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I actually don't cringe-laugh when I read this one.AntLove5Ever wrote:I tripped over my shoe because i didn't tie my lasius.
These are so bad good!Martialis wrote:I named a queen doly once. She would always hide a t the entrance, and was SUPER aggressive. I kept ignoring her, but she turned out to be semi-claustral. And now I'm terrified every time I have to Phei-doly.
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What invasive genus make single farmers sad
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Question: what kind of music do ants listen to?
Ant-swer: Classical symphanties by Johannt Sebastiant Bach!
Ant-swer: Classical symphanties by Johannt Sebastiant Bach!
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Current colonies:
Campnotus sp.
Dream ants:
Carebara castanea, Cephalotes, Atta texana
Calyptomyrmex, Discothyrea mixta, Melissotarsus spp.
Proatta, Rhytidoponera aspersa, Gigantiops ... actually, most ants.
Current colonies:
Campnotus sp.
Dream ants:
Carebara castanea, Cephalotes, Atta texana
Calyptomyrmex, Discothyrea mixta, Melissotarsus spp.
Proatta, Rhytidoponera aspersa, Gigantiops ... actually, most ants.
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read my nameAntsanyone wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:21 amQuestion: what kind of music do ants listen to?
Ant-swer: Classical symphanties by Johannt Sebastiant Bach!
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