Grouchy people complaining about cold weather, snow, rain, humidity, cloudy all the time. 
People need something to cheer them up and take their minds off wanting to control everything. 
INDIANA NEEDS ANT FARMERS!!!
[*band plays rousing, inspirational tune*]
Wouldn't you like to see happy, ant-adoring faces in Indiana? 
Do ants scurrying on sidewalks give you warm fuzzy feelings of joy? 
BE AN INDIANA ANT FARMER!!!
